kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

unblushes:

i was always so excited to wear a bra someday and now i wish they didn’t exist

beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

humancum:

too ugly to date attractive people too attractive to date ugly people

relatetable:

asvprock:

meet-you-in-rehab:

asvprock:

I met my gorgeous girlfriend because of tumblr. FOUND OUT WE LIVE 5MINS FROM EACH OTHER(Next town over) We are both puertorican, almost the same height, our birthdays are 1 day apart, FOUND OUT OUR PARENTS KNEW EACH OTHER 20 YEARS AGO, and they worked together. We clicked so well when we first met! And today is our first month together

HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN 
I MEAN CONGRATS TO YOU BOTH 
THAT IS EPIC 
BUT 
BUT 
HOW????????????????!

imageThis is us!

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livefitdiefit:

therule-breaker:

princass:

life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything you feel

holy fuck I’ve never heard a sentence that describes me better

I thought I was the only one

Reblog if you lick or bite your lips, a lot.

tyleroakaly:

fuark-off:

and if you automatically did either one of the two, or both, don’t even fucking hesitate

Oh come on. 

brittany-32194:

since1938:

bigbardafree:

   #cant deal with these fake geek boys and their slutty costumes  

#ugh they’re just doing it to get attention

well they’ve got mine

i love when people say my name cause its like hey thats me

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

floweranger:

i want my music so loud that i can’t hear my life crashing and burning

certains:

stop unfollowing me i have been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to u all