sloth-grunge:

becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing

(via alienatedcolors)

ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

(via confirmance)

gallifrey-feels:

imaginingfreedom:

clown-dick:

id like think im an alternative badass girl who doesn’t give a fuck and doesnt live by societys rules, but in reality i do all my homework and never back talk teachers and i say “please” and “thank you” and “sorry” way too much.

this post is making me rethink my life why

Hermione Granger did all of those things and was still a total badass

(via galaxinity)

sitcorn:

hey remember that law i forget exactly how it goes but its something along the lines of ‘if you murder someone you go to jail’ whatever happened to that? is that still a thing

(via wallflower-turned-wildflower)

the-psycho-cutie:

i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever

(via justtolovesomebody)

spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

(Source: unchichi, via fucking--crazy)

gypsums:

im just an asshole with feelings

(via handjob)

katkinkat:

i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful

(Source: baebees, via lifeholdsno-promises)

vvhorebag:

*slides $10 to mother nature* pls cancel periods

(Source: cocainemilf, via handjob)

burgrs:

my mom is telling me “get a good job” but my heart is telling me “marry rich”

(via givingblowjobs)

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