orllais:

when the solutions to a medical problem are “reduce stress” i am like? what am i going to do about this????? not go to school?? get rid of my parents??? force myself deeper down the road of total and complete apathy???

(via freshyoghurt)

im kinda happy but i also really wanna get hit by a car at the same time

(Source: ouijasquiji, via dont-be-butt-hurt)

rriza:

people whose parents pay them for good grades

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(via ilikeyouandvodka)

do you ever get so emotional and you just

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(Source: loveforeversmilealways, via thosethemthis)

ju-ke:

i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that

(Source: neptunain, via dont-be-butt-hurt)

rneerkat:

with great power comes a great electricity bill

(via dont-be-butt-hurt)

teenscoolest:

date me please and i’ll promote you

(via dont-be-butt-hurt)

oknope:

you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.

(via unjoke)

kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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(via dont-be-butt-hurt)