i was always so excited to wear a bra someday and now i wish they didn’t exist
are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?
too ugly to date attractive people too attractive to date ugly people
I met my gorgeous girlfriend because of tumblr. FOUND OUT WE LIVE 5MINS FROM EACH OTHER(Next town over) We are both puertorican, almost the same height, our birthdays are 1 day apart, FOUND OUT OUR PARENTS KNEW EACH OTHER 20 YEARS AGO, and they worked together. We clicked so well when we first met! And today is our first month together
HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN
I MEAN CONGRATS TO YOU BOTH
THAT IS EPIC
This is us!
life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything you feel
holy fuck I’ve never heard a sentence that describes me better
I thought I was the only one
and if you automatically did either one of the two, or both, don’t even fucking hesitate
Oh come on.
i love when people say my name cause its like hey thats me
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
i want my music so loud that i can’t hear my life crashing and burning
stop unfollowing me i have been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to u all